elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

(Source: mypugobsession)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: adultnapped)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow)

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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